Whats your favorite atheist quotes ?

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings. By VICTOR STENGER



"No one has ever seen him, but I know he exists

He has the answer for everything (google.com)

If I'm lost he guides me (google maps)

He allows me to be in communion with others (gmail, google+)

...He speaks in tongues (google translate)

And he gave me the gift of interpreting tongues (google translate)

He sees the world without borders, beliefs and races (google earth)

He transcends the universe (google earth)

He knows every single detail of my life (google+, orkut)

I know he is watching me (google street view)

And I'm watching him (google youtube)

He follows my steps (google latitude)

He knows anyone who comes to visit me (google analytics)

I speak to him whenever I want (google talk)

I can trust my secrets on him (google docs)

I can also trust my most public secrets on him (google blogspot)

He is Omnipresent because he can be anywhere in a blink of an eye (google earth)

He is Omniscient because he knows everything that is happening in the world (google news)

He is Omnipotent because without him the world stops

In Google we trust!"

Alexandre Okazaki



"You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really unevolved? Eyes real close together, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day." Yeah, looks like he rushed it""--Billl Hicks



“Every religion in the world that has destroyed people is based on love” - Anton LaVey



"I'm a professional fighter and and athiest which is rare, I always hear people thanking god and jesus before their training partners.

I agreed to do the same thing... on condition that Jesus or God show up at least once to hold pads or do some sparring... I'm still waiting, but not holding my breath" - Joshua Mulle



“If children understand that beliefs should be substantiated with evidence, as opposed to tradition, authority, revelation or faith, they will automatically work out for themselves that they are atheists.”--Richard Dawkins



To sum up:

1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.

2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.

3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.



— Henry Mencken



"Religion was created when the first con man met the first fool."-- Mark Twain



"All the atoms of our bodies will be blown into space in the disintegration of the solar system, to live on forever as mass or energy. That's what we should be teaching our children, not fairy tales about angels and seeing grandma in Heaven." - Carolyn Porco



"That most people subscribe to some form of theism has no actual bearing on its legitimacy. After all, an overwhelming majority partook of communion at Jonestown." --Unknown.



Only after they find out your an Atheist does the the religious feel they must prove there faith. Then they must start wearing a cross, reading a bible, praying in front of you, or quoting bible scriptures. ~Jim Dimitroff



More Godlibs: On the sixth day, man said "Let there be god", and god said "____________________________."



"The saddest part about atheism is learning how cruel your religious friends can become."-- Lila Pettyjohn



"I'm not mad at God. I'm mad at myself for ever believing there was a god."-- Fred E. Mercury



"You believe in a book which has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd, and primitive stories; and you say that I am the one who is mentally ill?"--Dan Barker



A disbelief in God does not result in a belief in nothing; belief in God usually results in a belief in anything.—unknown



“If there is a God, atheism must seem to Him as less of an insult than religion.”

--Edmond de Goncourt



"Religious rights? What a stupid concept. There are no such things as "religious rights". You don't get to exercise any special rights simply because you follow a religion. We all have the same rights, regardless of what holy book you claim to have read. I see no religious rights, but I do see far too many religious wrongs."-- Elwood Herring



If my daughter brought home a jealous, controlling, abusive guy who expected her to be subservient to him and obey him unconditionally, I would kick his **** to the curb and be disappointed in myself that I had not taught her to avoid his kind. That's why we have not introduced her to God."--Chris Nicholson



"I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it."-- Edith Sitwell.



"One hand under your chin and thinking is better than two hands clasped together and praying."-- Daniel Hero



"I cannot persuade myself that a beneficent and omnipotent God woulWhats your favorite atheist quotes ?
"A Christian is someone who, had he been born in Saudi-Arabia, would be a Muslim"
" I do not share the crusading spirit of the professional atheist whose fervor is mostly due to a painful act of liberation from religious indoctrination received in youth."



----- Albert EinsteinWhats your favorite atheist quotes ?
"Two hands working accomplishes more than a 1000 grasped in prayer" (uncredited)



"The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible" (S. Clemens)Whats your favorite atheist quotes ?
"All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry."

-Edgar Allan Poe
Not necessarily a quote, but an action, "reported." that is what I like best, they report me.
I kind of enjoy the following I've learnt here on this site %26amp; sorry, but I've seen them used so many times, I can't even guess who to credit:



Sorry for your lots

Proof or GTFO

*drink*





Yeah, me likes those ones.
"I Like Cheetos."



anonymous apathetic atheist
"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world." The great Rich
Shouldn't it be obvious that Uzbekistan has fundamentalist Muslim leaders by Tao Man
"Atheists have all the good arguments."

(Martin Gardner, a theist)



Peace.
Any man named "bagelman" can't be trusted. He's food, not human.
a pair of hands helping is better then a million clasped in prayer- unknown.
"Since I don't worship a deity, I'm just gonna troll on Y!A all day."

oh wait...
100 years from now, all new people..



Me...
I'll just stick with..."No god or gods exist."
"You pray for me, I'll think for you"
The fool hath said in his heart,



There is no God.

They are corrupt,

they have done abominable works,

there is none that doeth good.





Psalm 14:1 (this about sums you up)
NONE OF THEM...WRONG FORUM



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